Some of you may be wondering, how is a lil’ old grandma like me tackling those awkward little jobs around the studio. You know, things that require training and qualifications, like plumbing, electrics etc.
I’m pretty adept at most jobs, but I always try not to attempt turning my hands to jobs where if you fuck up, the consequences could be expensive, or worse still, dangerous.
Now I’ve found in the past, that booking an electrician or plumber can be a long-winded and expensive business. So some time ago I developed a system which enabled me to get such tasks completed around the home quickly and without fuss, and now that same system is paying dividends at the studio as one-by-one, all those jobs are getting done.
It’s a system I’d wholeheartedly recommend to other women (or men I guess, if both sides are willing) who have jobs that require the skill of a qualified tradesman, but don’t necessarily have the time or budget.
So what is this so-called system I hear you ask? what’s my secret?…..
I suck their dicks!
That’s it, pure and simple….. They can wire a lighting system, I can deepthroat an 8″ cock. They can plumb in a sink, I can edge a guy for an hour using just my tongue. They have skills I need, and I have skills every guy seems to need!
Only last week I had two lovely guys come to my studio, the first one installed some strip-lights in my green-room and I paid him by stripping him naked and sucking his fat cock until he spurted in my throat. Then a few days later a local dude came by to plumb in my studio washing machine and I gave him similar treatment and let him fuck and cum over my tits. It’s such an easy way for two people to do business. It’s a wonderfully cash-free arrangement that results in both parties getting exactly what they want.
I call it a Skill-Swap, and it’s proving to be seriously popular! with literally dozens of tradesmen now contacting me to offer their services. Among others I’ve had roofers, mechanics, plasterers, landscape gardeners, exterminators, carpenters, tilers, carpet-fitters, decorators, window cleaners etc.
I never take the piss you understand, I never pile work up on a guy for a simple blowie….. if the job is bigger and takes longer, I ensure they get a bigger and longer job from me, and even end up fucking some of them. One guy once worked for an entire day plastering my kitchen at my last house. I paid him by going to his house at 4am and letting him fuck me doggy on the bedroom floor while his partner slept peacefully in the bed just a few feet away! well it was that or pay someone several hundred pounds to do the same job – and that goes for him and me!
And finally I guess you might be wondering where I find all these willing tradesmen? well I am a long-time member of a swingers site, and it’s been a fantastic source of not only skilled workers, but also the occasional ‘stud’ for my shoots, as well as obviously being a great place to find a guy or girl whenever I’m in the mood, to have my pickle tickled!
So ladies, next time you need a job doing properly, try offering a skill-swap. The Banks would hate it, the Taxman would frown upon it, but wait til you see the smile on the face of the guy who’s just received payment in full for fitting that new sink for you!
Lacey xx
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